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Everybody's favourite British Tennis playing zombie is on the warpath. Killed by a giant flying jellyfish and then resurrected through a freak accident after being buried just outside Sellafield, Tim Henman is hell-bent on avenging his death.
Tim is of course a rather famous sports person and has an instantly recognisable face, even if it is now a little tinged with the Green of the Undead*. Sightings are being regularly made all across the south coast. The last reported position of Tim was about 2 hours ago, when he was seen throttling the life out of a group of cuttlefish under the Brighton pier.
Funjunkie are now setting up a 24 hour** monitoring centre of Tim Henman's whereabaouts. If you see him, please send in photographic evidence to the usual address.
Tim celebrating his latest aquatic slaughter, today.
*Available in both matt emulsion and exterior emulsion from the Dulux range.
**Apart from weekends and weekdays. |
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Date posted: 28 Nov, 2003 16:58 by Reg
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Date posted: 28 Nov, 2003 17:06 by Taz
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I bet you're wondering how long I can keep this up for...
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Date posted: 28 Nov, 2003 17:07 by Reg
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No, that was just a quiet zombie noise.
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