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Well, yesterday's post about crocodiles seemed to get a few of you riled if the emails we received were anything to go by.
Don't get me wrong, I like crocodiles, but the fact is that if someone I know* is getting chomped by a croc, then I WILL hit it with a baseball bat (although lots of people seem to think it'll have absolutely no effect). Perhaps I should try alternative methods.
So, to prove my otherwise undying love for crocs, here are a few facts about them that you might not be aware of, taken verbatim from the authoritative Crocodillian Captive Care FAQ:- Crocodiles love chutney, to distraction
- Crocodiles can breathe fire, ALL THE TIME
- Crocodiles can link up together to form a massive robot.
- Some crocodiles, especially Caymans, can run at up to 98mph for short periods of time.
- The lips of crocodiles are made of lead.
- The serial number for any given croc can be found at the base of the tale.
- Female crocs use telekinesis to move fish into their mouths, lazy oafs.
- Alligators have an excellent knowledge of multiplication tables, especially the 7 times table.
- Michael J Fox can speak fluent crocodile but is allergic to them, and so has to speak to them through a live video link up.
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Date posted: 13 Oct, 2004 11:24 by Dave Mash
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Blue monkeys,
Blue monkeys,
Chicken spanners,
Chicken spanners,
I just have to,
I just have to,
Eat the badgers,
Eat the badgers!
Blue monkeys,
Blue monkeys,
Chicken spanners,
Chicken spanners,
I just have to,
I just have to,
Eat the badgers,
Eat the badgers!
Blue monkeys,
Blue monkeys,
Chicken spanners,
Chicken spanners,
I just have to,
I just have to,
Eat the badgers,
Eat the badgers!
Hello Wild.
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Date posted: 13 Oct, 2004 11:37 by Wild
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That's beautiful, man.
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Date posted: 13 Oct, 2004 11:59 by Dave Mash
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Thanks man.
I have a question...
In a chainsaw fight who would win...
Stevie Wonder or Stephen Hawking?
They both have a month to prepare whatever means necessary to win (baring any other weapons except chainsaws,The fight would place in an abandoned Warehouse, at midnight, with Strobe lighting, to the sounds of Barbers Adagio for strings... and they have to wear super-reflective lycra jumpsuits.
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Date posted: 13 Oct, 2004 12:35 by BM
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Oi Dave! Let's not eat the badgers, eh?
Oh, and I reckon Hawking would slaughter him. Just imagine a chainsaw attached to a wheelchair, it's nearly a WMD for Chist sakes!!!
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Date posted: 13 Oct, 2004 14:05 by Curls
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Hey, you know the guy that wrote that article about croc care? I've spoken to him on the phone! Yet another crazy coinicidece.
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Date posted: 13 Oct, 2004 14:07 by Wild
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You lead a mad and keraaazee life Curls.
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Date posted: 24 Oct, 2004 03:33 by missy
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sicco! i love nathan!! he is totally hot!!
oh yeah crocs r kool! haha
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Date posted: 24 Oct, 2004 03:34 by missy
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hey, any 1 wanna chat 2 me?
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Date posted: 24 Oct, 2004 03:37 by just licking
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hello!?!
I LOVE NATHAN 4 EVER
HE IS SPUNKY!!!
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Date posted: 14 Apr, 2005 19:16 by Lindsay
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Hey this page doesnt have much useful information. I didnt get anything from this site. Yall need to add more stuff about crocodiles.
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