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The Great Funjunkie Cheese In Tree Competition! posted by Wild on 16/09/2004 at 13:43 GMT (link)
Cheese, trees.

Both are brilliant. Cheese is fun to eat, trees are great to climb and fall out of.

The problem is, we here at Funjunkie are constantly upset at how little press exposure cheese IN trees gets. Its criminal. Our forefathers used to cherish the simple activity of harvesting cheese from the trees and there simply isn't ANYONE covering this important topic in this day and age.

Leave it up to us, we're the professionals. We're gonna bring Cheese in Trees back to the world's eye and we need YOUR help to do it!

We're running a competition where YOU could WIN £20 worth of cheese. That's right, £20 worth of cheese delivered to YOUR door!

So what do you need to do?

Its simple. Take a photo of some cheese in a tree, pay careful attention to the method of attachment, send it to us. The winner of the best photo wins £20 worth of cheese, and the runners up can win FJ Mugs and badges!

Here are some examples of your favourite FJ editors practicing the ancient art, yesterday: (click to make big)


Send your entry into our competition address.
 
Date posted: 16 Sep, 2004 14:14 by Kidsturk  
Cheesey trees?

Hush, world, we are in the presence of genius.

Date posted: 16 Sep, 2004 14:15 by Reg  
Where?

Date posted: 16 Sep, 2004 14:57 by FFS  
Here I am.

Date posted: 16 Sep, 2004 15:09 by Reg  
Oh, of course.

Date posted: 16 Sep, 2004 15:34 by Wild  
In FFS' photo, it looks like the cheese has 2 eyes and a mouth and is really scared.

Its a cheese torture scene, sponsored by Bradford City Council.

Date posted: 16 Sep, 2004 15:36 by Kidsturk  
And where's is BM's cheese, or even his tree?

He's just got a pipe. That's hardly in the spirit of the competition, is it? Unless he's smoking some cheese in something that used to be a tree?

Date posted: 16 Sep, 2004 15:37 by Reg  
Click on the picture, you berk.

Date posted: 16 Sep, 2004 15:42 by BM  
Sort it out Kidsturk, or I'll sort you out. BIG STYLE.

Date posted: 19 Sep, 2004 12:21 by B  
Omg I worship cheese.
I can't go a day without eating cheese. I shall go and take a picture right now....


Date posted: 21 Sep, 2004 13:22 by Reg  
Hey, B.
You have to send the picture in as well.
We can't just guess what it looks like.

Date posted: 22 Sep, 2004 14:57 by frankie  
Eewwwwwww wat that in BM's piccy, it looks like a cheese fish type hybrid................body of cheese, tail of fish

Date posted: 22 Sep, 2004 15:00 by Reg  
No, it's just cheese.
In clingfilm.

Date posted: 25 Sep, 2004 12:29 by poorusher  
I want to email B, but I can't find an email address anywhere on his site?

Date posted: 30 Sep, 2004 05:44 by Salik Games  
Will you deliver it to my house even though I live in Arizona?
Joshua Salik
Salik Games
http://salikgames.home.att.net/wsb/stickindex.html
"The empty half of the glass is always at the top"


Date posted: 30 Sep, 2004 09:25 by Reg  
We'd only deliver if you won the competition. And to do that, you have to send an entry in. A good one too.

Date posted: 05 Oct, 2004 08:36 by The Cheesemaster  
Can I just point out - http://www.cheeseontour.com/

Date posted: 09 Oct, 2004 10:17 by Tom Green  
The lady seen fastening her sheet of processed cheese is a fake.. if you study the pic, she has no battery pack or screwdriver attachment on her drill. That cheese will never stay up

Date posted: 17 Oct, 2004 00:26 by BlueG  
I'm finding it rather difficult. Must we abuse the cheese in this manner? Would cheese placed carefully on bush be a valid entry?

Date posted: 17 Oct, 2004 09:28 by Wild  
The cheese is not being abused, it is being worshipped.

It makes the cheese happy.

Date posted: 18 Oct, 2004 00:40 by BlueG  
You... you have... a happy cheese? :o

I'll take some pics soon, perhaps a storyboard.



Date posted: 23 Oct, 2004 23:55 by Hema  
hey dudes, when does the cheesey competition end?

Date posted: 23 Oct, 2004 23:55 by Hema  
hey dudes, when does the cheesey competition end?

Date posted: 25 Oct, 2004 09:56 by Reg  
This friday.

Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 12:12 by Hi  
Hi

Date posted: 03 Nov, 2004 22:28 by majeweethis  
Oooh! I want to compete! You know, I bet Tom Baker will win this contest, he deserves some creamy camembert.

Date posted: 04 Nov, 2004 09:17 by Reg  
You're too late majeweethis. It's finished.
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