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Now its well known in the entertainment industry that if you need some cosmetic surgery done, perhaps to correct a bumpy nose, or for some breast augmentation etc, then you should seek our Dr. Wild KSc, HgDip, MNLop - cosmetic surgeon to the stars (residing at FJ Towers, Mars).
Ok, ok so I'm not cheap, but I'll have you know that I'm personally responsible for the removal of Christina Aguilera's big leathery wings that were hindering her career as a pop starlet. And what about Gwyneth Paltrow? Well, it may surprise you to know that beneath her flawless skin and shapely figure beat the heart and intestines of a common pond-eel! Yes, poor Gwyneth was half eel until she came to me for corrective surgery. Now she's arguably one of the most beautiful women in the world.
But despite my being the best in the business, even I was shocked when Alicia Keys came to me to have some work done. Why, I'd never known about her sideline career as a top assassin until then and some of the weapon modifications she asked me to perform were state of the art, cutting edge technology. Course I had my reservations but she *did* pay top, top dollar. I couldn't refuse.
No bones about it, if you've upset someone recently, you REALLY don't need the Keysmeister on your tail.
Alicia Keys pre-empts some unruly audience members, yesterday.
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Date posted: 29 Sep, 2004 09:27 by Reg
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Nice font choice.
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