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Mobile phones are the sourge of modern day life. They are evil, uncool, sad, annoying, and downright ridiculous.
Now you know the type of person that's really annoying with mobiles - the sort of person who would drop any real-life conversation with you to answer their phone. The sort of person that messes around with their ring tones throughout the whole of a train journey. The sort of person that turns up at a pub and the first thing they do is start showing off about the features on their new phone.
Despite these tossers still evading public execution, mobile phones ARE incredibly useful in the hands of those that would use them as a force for good.
Funjunkie's own Reg is one of the very last people in Western society to not own a mobile phone. Its incredibly annoying. You can't phone him to tell him you'll be late to the pub, he can't phone you to ask how to get there whilst en-route. You can't text him at 3am with annoying messages etc - I mean, just how selfish is he being?
Luckily for us, Reg has momentarily lowered his guard and announced that he'll buy a phone if we can get 1000 signatures on a petition. We need him to get one so we can send him abuse and stuff. Please sign our petition - you're our only hope. |
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 17:14 by Reg
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Yay for T-Balds finally coming out of the wood work.
7 signatures. You're gonna have to work a bit harder than that!
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 17:54 by genius
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its all gone a bit Pete Tong, it won't add my signature.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 20:29 by genius
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I don't think it liked my boredshitless e-mail address.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 20:59 by Ewano
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Stick to your guns Reg, don't give in to the bastards. You don't need one of those evil things anyway. Just keep your guard up in case some bastard gives you his old one and you're fucked..
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Date posted: 28 Nov, 2003 09:10 by Reg
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Ah, the Nokia ZX80! A classic. Split windscreen?, or whatever the screen's called...
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Date posted: 28 Nov, 2003 18:21 by Ewano
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I don't fucking know, don't ask me about mobile phones. I try to keep the thing hidden in the house somewhere with a flat battery at all times. It had a game on it or something somewhere, but I've never looked for it. Just you steer well clear Reg my boy..
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