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So for reasons to dull to even go into I found myself in the local Laundrette at around 5pm on Sunday evening. Now I hate Laundrettes with a passion. I avoid them whenever possible. I would prefer wear wet pants than go to a laundrette. Its not a snobby thing, but they're fucking skegholes.
Right, that over with, I was there anyway, waiting for some clothes to dry. I was reading a book and trying to avoid wilting under the withering look the local laundrette crones* were giving me.
Then, I just glanced above the horizon of the book and noticed something very very odd. So odd that I did a classic double-take and even then couldn't for the life of me believe what I was seeing.
Take a closer look at the photo. That's right, in the middle of the picture you are seeing a levitating NikNaks crisp! I shit you not. It was a levitating wheat-based snack. Scared the beejesus out of me, and has confirmed what I always thought - laundrettes are places of evil witchcraft. Stay away!!
* Every laundrette has its crones who think they own the place just because they're there drying and washing clothes all day every day. They piss up against the walls to mark their territory. |
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 10:25 by Reg
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It's obviously a scampi flavoured one. They stink so much that they hum, and therefore can occassionally float.
They're delicious too.
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 10:26 by Wild
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that's what I suspected.
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 10:34 by Dave Mash
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Its Wiiiiiiitchcraaaaaaft I tells ye!
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 11:02 by BadgerMushroom
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WARNING - Niknaks contain a source of witchcraft
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 13:56 by freakimus
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Ahhh, kill it, kill it hard
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