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Yesterday our cliff-hanger left you on the edge of your swivel chairs, with Tim Henman facing swathes of superfast jellyfish flying at him across the court. Thousands* of you have written in begging us to give you the dramatic conclusion to this harrowing tale. Is Tim doomed to be flattened by a Man-O-War travelling at twice the national speed limit? Or will his cunning and charisma shine through and win the day, just like on the courts of Wimbledon? There's a clue in that somewhere...
Let's find out in the final instalment of The day Tim got flattened by a huge jellyfish**
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**Catchy title, I'm sure you'll agree.
Yesterday our cliff-hanger left you on the edge of your swivel chairs, with Tim Henman facing swathes of superfast jellyfish flying at him across the court. Thousands* of you have written in begging us to give you the dramatic conclusion to this harrowing tale. Is Tim doomed to be flattened by a Man-O-War travelling at twice the national speed limit? Or will his cunning and charisma shine through and win the day, just like on the courts of Wimbledon? There's a clue in that somewhere...
Let's find out in the final instalment of The day Tim got flattened by a huge jellyfish**
Tim stands on a knife edge, facing either a potentially rewarding and tasty mid morning snack, or more likely, certain death. Death by Jellyfish, up until now has never been a thought to cross Tim's mind, but standing there facing imminent doom, its the only thought left. So far, after 10 minutes Tim has managed to dodge 120 jellyfish and has now created enough jelly chips to sink a battleship, but his strength is flagging. Suddenly a jellyfish the size of a horse is shot across court, and all Tim can do is gape at this monstrous invertebrate with awe and fear. The end is nigh.
Had Tim thought to read Taz's Mum's words of wisdom, all might not be lost. But even in these horrifying moments Tim was too focused even to piss himself in fear. A sad day... sad for those of you who thought there was still a chance of a British Tennis player to win Wimbledon. Death by jellyfish... it's something to think about.
Tim Henman crushed by a Jellyfish (album) today.
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**Catchy title, I'm sure you'll agree.
***A battleship that has a fucking great hole in it and no buoyancy. |
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 09:25 by Reg
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I'm so glad I dumped you in favour of Genius.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 09:49 by Grazza
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who were Jellyfish?
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 11:29 by Wild
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are you sure that's the final chapter?
I was just getting into that.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 11:30 by Wild
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I once got a semi-transparent red flexidisc promo single from Jellyfish.
I don't know how or why - I just did.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 12:29 by Martin
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Why did the jellyfish? Because the seaweed!
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Date posted: 28 Nov, 2003 01:12 by Ewano
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Enough of this naval inspecting, there's no use crying over spilt milk..
Punnery aside, I'm giving serious thought to buying the Fan Club boxed set....
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