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The Funjunkie Horseshoe of Purity has hit its first patch of controversy!
I was attempting to place the ex-host of Catchphrase, Roy Walker, onto the Horseshoe but it proved extremely difficult.
You never knew much about the man himself, which would tend to put him towards Indifference, but then I got to thinking that well, it was just a gameshow and it kinda kept people amused and he did it so enthusiastically that perhaps he should be pushed up and left into Good.
But then I got thinking, yea, but the show was so bad it was evil, so perhaps he should go into either Good-Evil or Evil-Good.
It was only when forum regular BadgerMushroom told this story that he finally got the ranking of Evil-Good, right next to Jeremy Beadle:
"Many years ago when I was a wee nipper back home, there was a bar/restaurant/club/hotel that was situated across the road from my house (it's gentrified hoi-polloi flats now). They used to book entertainers every so often, with one of them happening to be...Roy Walker.
The night that RW was doing his thang my mum was working behind the bar. Near the end of the night my mum had to go and use the ickle girls room (as is the prerogative of all mum's - everywhere). As she opened the door to the toilets, who should she see but Roy Walker, having a piss in the sink. Dirty bastard, in the ladies as well!" |
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 14:21 by kaiser
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Thats just plain Dark
however, not that i would dare to compare myself to Roy Walker, but i have been known to piss in sinks.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 14:27 by Reg
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You pissed in MY sink, you fucking wanker.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 15:08 by munkybrain
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nothing wrong with pissing in sinks.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 15:47 by Rhys
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I saw Roy Walker once in Marks + Sparks ages ago (in the middle of the Catchphrase phenomenon)
He told me to fuck off.
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 15:48 by Wild
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ahahahahahah!
Fantastic!
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 17:54 by right here
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Why, what did you do to him?
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 18:23 by Badger Mushroom
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It'as all fucking true as well. My mum doesn't lie, not about that scrubber Walker anyway
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Date posted: 27 Nov, 2003 19:36 by Rhys
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Right Here: I don't know. I probably said in an Irish accent "Look at Roy Walker, What is he doin'?"
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Date posted: 28 Nov, 2003 09:34 by Wild
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or he was looking at some fresh produce and said "Say what you see"
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Date posted: 28 Nov, 2003 09:35 by Wild
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You said. that should have been You Said.
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