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In what could surely be a scene out of some comedy sketch, the British Army is reporting that one of its inflatable tanks is missing after this weekend's severe gales.
Ah, how cool would it be to find a massive inflatable tank, repair it and then put it in the back garden? Probably wouldn't be long before the grunts found you though by using satellite recon and then you'd have a crack SAS team in your garden, trampling your petunias to retrieve said mobile artillery, again.
Kinda brings me to my second godawful and illegally bad joke of the day:Q. How do you blow up a tank?
A. With your lips Thank you, thank you. Audio cassette recordings of my comedy tour of the UK are available in the foyer at a very reasonable £9.99. |
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Date posted: 29 Oct, 2002 11:41 by Taz
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I dunno... don't you reckon a compressor would be better? I mean, thats going to take a lot of blowing up...
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Date posted: 29 Oct, 2002 11:42 by Wild
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True. I'd be tempted to use it for kids parties etc.
£1 for 5 minutes on the bouncy tank.
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Date posted: 29 Oct, 2002 11:58 by Taz
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Might want to get rid of the live rounds first...
No wait! If its kids... Live rounds good.
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Date posted: 29 Oct, 2002 12:53 by Wild
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mmmmmm, live ammunition and children.....
can I have first go daddy?
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Date posted: 29 Oct, 2002 13:04 by Reggio
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No, me me me! I wanna go first!
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