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Tim Henman has been missing recently, but we've tracked him down at the tennis courts of a small mansion near Southend on Sea.
After failing to find any prosthetic limbs to replace the lost arms, Tim settled for a couple of tree branches found in the forrest. Unfortunately for Tim, the ravens who had spent days building a nest on the branches that he chose to pull down, were none too happy with his plan. A short fight later and Tim Henman is minus one nose.
Finding inspiration from a snowman at a children's playground nearby, Tim opted for wearing a carrot for a sniffer and raided the local Greengrocer's.
There's now a rather angry looking Greengrocer on the hunt for our hero, so it's inevitable that there won't be much left of him tomorrow. |
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 09:40 by Wild
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GO TIM! GO TIM!
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 09:57 by Reg
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Tomorrow?
You mean there's MORE?
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 11:09 by Villain
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I don't understand...
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 11:13 by Wild
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heh! Do a search on this site for "Tim Henman". The search box is on the front page. You'll get it then.
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 11:15 by Reg
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Or maybe you won't...
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 18:37 by Attack of the Vegetables
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Clouted by sprouts,
And harassed by carrots!
Poked by the beans,
And screamed at by salad!
Poisoned by cabbage,
And pinched by the peas!
Tripped by the spinach,
And peppered with seeds!
Hair pulled by parsnip,
And bruised by tomato!
Glared at by swede,
And thumped by potato!
Battered by beetroot,
That pinch, punch and poke!
Slapped by the onions,
And Arti, who chokes!
Well this episode was so awful, what can you expect in the comments section?
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 21:25 by Wild
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Anna, perchance?
nice rhyme. You get 30 funjunkie points
(redeemeable in all good Esso petrol stations for crystalette drinking glasses)
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Date posted: 24 Dec, 2003 07:56 by Anne
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Cheers - I ran out of them last year
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