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It's been a long hot weekend on the south coast. The glitterati and tanned socialites of sunny bournemouth were out in force sharing witty anecdotes, flirting and drinking with gay abandon. I, however, went nowhere near all this pretentious arseholery. I got pissed and stoned out of my tiny mind and had my head shaved to the skull by a bi-sexual, tequilla-drinking-champion, blonde bombshell. Fantastic! The rest of the weekend is a stoned blur of pro-evolution soccer, avoiding skin cancer, fiscal matters and hot greasy meat. Which brings me really badly onto the reason why I'm posting all this shite..... Modern Moist Towelette Collecting......There's nothing quite like it.... |
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