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In my office there's far too much fecal gas wafting around. Worst of all is that it can mostly be pinned down to 2 very windy suspects out of a room of 6 people.
God knows what they eat, but I suspect their daily diet consists of fishheads (flyblown and decomposed), small unfortunate mammals (eg stoats or shrews) and truckfulls of last years spoiled harvest of turnips that the pigs won't touch from Farmer Brown down the road.
Hmmm, I'm thinking I need to purchase them one of these each, or at the very least, a couple of bottles of this for Chrimbo.
Cheers Milk and Cookies - I'm thinking you may have just saved me critical nose lining surgery for the day after the staff Christmas party. |
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Date posted: 16 Dec, 2002 13:27 by Dave Mash
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That article reminds me of a poem for some reason....
Small and furry mammals,
Teeth and claws removed,
I insert them rectally and hope you do approve!!!
Thank you very much.
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