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Seasonal Snacks posted by Wild on 19/12/2003 at 12:41 GMT (link)
I love how Christmas makes snack manufacturers feel as if they have to alter their products to make them more Christmassy. Walkers have brought out their Christmas tree shaped Doritos (with that advert with the guy saying "I hate how commercial Christmas is" before diving into a bag of them - tosser).

Walkers have also brought out their "Christmas dinner in a bag" Turkey and Paxo flavoured crisps.


Gobble them all up! Ahahah! geddit?

In the interests of public service, let me just save you a trip to the shop. They taste exactly like normal Roast Chicken flavour crisps. There's no hint of Paxo stuffing, its not even very Turkey-ish. Its chicken - and you know what Roast Chicken crisps taste like? That's right, nothing like chicken at all.

Funjunkie gives Walker's Roast Turkey with Paxo a Scroogelike 2 out of 10.
 
Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:01 by doctor no  
wanna scrap

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:08 by Wild  
not really, but thanks for the offer.

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:09 by Reg  
They're still OK as a crisp, even though there's no stuffing flavour.

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:11 by Wild  
and it tastes like chicken rather than turkey, so other than that, they taste exactly like Turkey and Paxo.

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:13 by Reg  
I think Paxo didn't lend them enough flavouring.

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:31 by CC  
I like them.

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:35 by Reg  
You're not called CC for nothing.

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:58 by BadgerMushroom  
2 out of 10 is a bit harsh, isn't it? I'd give them 5 or 6, above average but they lied about the flavour

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 13:59 by Reg  
I think he's puropsely setting an example.

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 14:21 by Wild  
This sort of thing must be stamped out.

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 14:25 by Reg  
Hang 'em!

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 16:24 by bigdaddymerk  
they gave me the shits, i was off work for a whole day

Date posted: 19 Dec, 2003 16:29 by Reg  
You must have a seriously weak constitution!