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Monkey 1: So how about a ladder?
Monkey 2: Nah, we haven't got one, anyway, it'd have to be huge.
Monkey 1: Hmm. I guess so. We could sew coconut husks together and wear them as armour?
Monkey 2: Yea, perhaps... Have you got any coconut husks?
Monkey 1: Nope. I was hoping you still had those spare ones left in your garage?
Monkey 2: Unfortunately not, the wife made me chuck em - they were taking up too much space.
Monkey 1: Dammit! Ok, we parachute out of a plane and land in the top branches. That'd qualify.
Monkey 2: Do you think we could come up with some sensible ways to do it that don't involve death and dismemberment?
Monkey 1: Look, do you *want* to do it or not?
Monkey 2: Of course I do! Doesn't mean I want to plummet to my death trying to do so.
Monkey 1: Ok, ok, it wasn't a great idea. How about burning the spines off the trunk?
Monkey 2: But then you'd singe all the bananas in the branches.
Monkey 1: Does it even *have* bananas?
Monkey 2: Hmmm, I don't think so.
Monkey 1: Then why the fuck are we even bothering?
Monkey 2: I don't KNOW! It was YOUR idea!
Monkey 1: Well, there must be a point to it.
Monkey 2: Beats me.
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 16:33 by Monkey 2
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Are you doing anything nice for christmas?
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 16:38 by Monkey 1
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Haven't really thought about it. We were thinking of jetting off to India, but Monkey 7 has an audition for a fly on the wall documentary series coming up soon, so we're just going to eat some bananas at home.
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 17:17 by Monkey 2
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Have you tried those foam bananas? Monkey 3 had some in his trailer if you'd like to try them.
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Date posted: 22 Dec, 2003 17:23 by Monkey 1
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Ooook! Fantastic!
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 08:50 by Monkey Taz
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Monkey's don't say "Ook" you fucking freak boy!
No offence though...
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 09:10 by Monkey 1
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Well all my family say it, and the next door neighbour monkey family do as well. How the fuck would you know?
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 09:16 by Monkey 2
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I'm with Monkey 1 on this.
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 10:55 by Monkey Taz
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Monkey 2 is actually a Gibbon... I saw it on "Jerry Springer does the Discovery Channel"
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Date posted: 23 Dec, 2003 10:57 by Monkey Reg
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Monkey Taz is actually Tim Henman dressed as a monkey.
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