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The Zora Suleman Experiments posted by El Reggio on 30/09/2003 at 16:20 GMT (link)
We sent over our crack team of scientists over to RI:SE to ask some questions and do some experiments with Zora Suleman. We have been collating all the suggestions that you, the readers, keep sending in.

Here are a few of the results:
1. Zora has never been a hitman, or hitwoman.
2. Zora has never posed for eropuri, but she'd consider it for the right amount of cash.
3. Zora has never made a bomb to try and get her own back on some of the nastier kids at school.

The science team did unearth this little gem of information:


All of the above post is totally fictitious, it's only real in my head.
 
Date posted: 30 Sep, 2003 16:57 by Tammie  
OMG,you're so bad ! *hehe*

Date posted: 30 Sep, 2003 17:02 by Reggio  
That's why you love us and have to come back for more punishment.

Possibly.

Date posted: 30 Sep, 2003 19:38 by munkybrain  
what is the thing with her, she is as rough as old dog's scrotes.

Date posted: 01 Oct, 2003 09:05 by pukey  
I'm with Munky on this one. Just read the freakin news, and stop tarting with the camera, fatty!
What are bossoms btw?

Date posted: 01 Oct, 2003 09:43 by Reggio  
Bossoms are a bit like polite tits.

I think you'll find that you two are in the minority about Zora. We get hundreds of hits a day from people trying to see pictures of her in various states of undress.

Date posted: 01 Oct, 2003 09:50 by flukey  
I'm always in some kind of minority, and proud of it.

You're thinking of bazooms surely?


Date posted: 01 Oct, 2003 10:14 by Reggio  
Quite a lot of the time, yes.

Date posted: 01 Oct, 2003 17:31 by grom  
Mrs Grom hates her so much that she shouts at the screen whenever she's on.
Personally I get hypnotised by her lady baps.
Not as much as
this page though (slightly NSFW)

Date posted: 16 Oct, 2003 10:32 by Jo-jo the dog faced boy  
Zora's tits rock!And then they roll.Then they jiggle a bit.

Date posted: 30 Oct, 2003 12:03 by gus  
with your head between would you still here the stereo?

Date posted: 30 Oct, 2003 12:08 by fred  
couldn't someone ask her the size it would be nice to know.

Date posted: 30 Oct, 2003 12:10 by big willy  
i'd like to stick my todgewr in there but i'm frightened i'll lose it.

Date posted: 30 Oct, 2003 12:18 by Reg  
Where are you lot all suddenly crawling out of the woodwork from?

Was today's peachy top too much for you?

Date posted: 12 Nov, 2003 16:12 by wolfy  
scarrrrrryyy!