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I've had it up to here with the week. Its all wrong. There's just no creativity or excitement in the regularity of the way the days are set out.
Tuesday always follows Monday, Wednesday hangs on like a lost puppy to Tuesday's coat-tails, Thursday and Friday bring up the rear like two drunk buffoons swigging gin straight from the bottle and falling into bushes.
It never changes. Who's idea was that? Its rubbish!
So I propose a change. I'm moving Monday to Thursday's slot, Wednesday moves to Tuesday and Friday has a wee go in Wednesday's slot.
Hmm, but that means that Monday and Tuesday are still next to each other like the swots in school whilst Thursday and friday are at the back sniggering and throwing paper aeroplanes still.
Ok, Friday moves from Tuesday's slot and takes up residence in Wednesday. Tuesday moves from Friday to Monday's old place, and Thursday goes and sits in Friday's old leather chair and drinks all its whiskey. Wednesday though. Hmmm. I'll move Wednesday from Tuesday to Monday so that Friday can have Tuesday and Tuesday moves to Wednesday.
Dammit! Monday and Tuesday are still snogging it out next to each other. Ok. Monday goes back to Monday. Tough. Stupid Monday.
There. So its now Monday, Friday, Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday. Ace.
I've written to the International Board for Day Allocation with my proposal. If all goes to plan, we could be in Friday by Tuesday next week. Or is that Thursday?
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 09:17 by Reg
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So.... when's Little Friday?
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 09:20 by Wild
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I don't know any more!
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 09:49 by Reg
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Bugger.
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 09:51 by O
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as friday is usually the start of the weekend does that mean we have to start drinking the day after monday, my kidneys will surely fail
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 09:53 by Reg
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They haven't already?
Try harder!
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 10:06 by Wild
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sort it out, O. You should be drinking from Monday anyway!
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 10:12 by 0
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i did! a had a bottle of speckled hen for lunch, boootiful
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 10:20 by Wild
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oi! You've become a Zero, not an O! What's all that about?
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 10:43 by her-o
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i dont know, now i gone from zero to hero
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 13:07 by gentleben
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So where are our Friday Funjunkie Games then?
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 13:21 by Wild
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They're now on Tuesday, which is residing in the place that Thursday took when Wednesday was swapped with Monday when Friday couldn't be bothered.
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Date posted: 26 Oct, 2004 16:18 by Pie
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Funjunkie should produce a calendar (& remove November please)
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Date posted: 02 Nov, 2004 02:28 by tardvark
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i hate mondays, i say we have 2 fridays to make up for it
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