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Iain Lee - Sex God posted by Reg on 10/12/2003 at 10:04 GMT (link)
Iain Lee - Sex God
We like to think that we're not always biased with our news coverage here at FJ*. We're** always rabbiting on about Zora from sensational early morning TV show RI:SE, but what about something for the ladies*** to even things up?

You're prayers have been answered in the form of the Iain Lee fanclub. As seen on TV this morning.

*Sorry, our 'Earth News' coverage
**No, it's just me
***Other than the ladies who like ladies, if you know what I mean...
 
Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 12:22 by holly  
hi

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 12:49 by Reg  
Oh, NOW you come and say hi.

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 13:51 by Claire  
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 13:51 by Claire  
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 14:05 by Alice  
Hi Iain you're a funny chap, can we play some web games, I know you like them.

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 14:12 by Iain Lee  
Hi Alice, you're looking pretty hot today. What game do you want to play, Strip Poker?

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 16:12 by Jo  
Hey Iain

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 16:14 by Iain Lee  
Hello there Jo.

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 17:45 by Jo  
Is that really you Iain??

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 20:28 by laura  
hey!

Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 20:29 by laura  
iain lee u rock and r da best thing on ri:se! i am so sad that it is finishin! :(


Date posted: 16 Dec, 2003 20:30 by Iain Lee  
hello there

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 10:32 by scottish_walker  
a poem by scottish_walker

o kate o kate you make me masterbait

o kate o kate you are a babe

o kate o kate make haste and sit on my face

i use to like ian lee but then he said avid merron wasnt funny he likes rock but now i think hes a cock.

o kate o kate you are fucking hot....hot (guitar solo) hot hot hot

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 10:34 by scottish_walker  
i personaly think ian lee is jeluse of avid cause he is getting more luck and is funnyer than he will ever be and doesnt loo like a anerexic incredible hulk or a pretenciose wanker desperate to get attention because the bigger boys hit him at school when he was younger.

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 10:37 by scottish_walker  
o and he looks like a spazstic that hyasnt been fed

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 10:39 by Reg  
It's so nice to have you back again scottish_walker.

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 10:44 by scottish_walker  
thnx good to see you too

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 10:49 by scottish_walker  
shall we hold hands and sing comba ya ma lord?

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 10:59 by Reg  
Can't you find somewhere else to babble on about your Iain Lee fixation?

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 11:04 by scottish-walker  
no...he is a twat

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 14:34 by saz and geo xxx  
we love u iian FUCK WAT EVERY1 ELSE SAYS!

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 14:35 by saz and geo xxx  
they didnt do dis page 4 nuink dis iz his fan page if u hav any probs bring it on....


Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 14:52 by Reg  
Dear saz and geo, this isn't Iain's fan page. This is a link to that page from another site. I think you're a little confused.

Why don't you follow the link on this page, and discuss your Iain Lee fixations on that page, with like minded people.

Thanks.

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 16:43 by ????  
I see that scottish_walker still hasnt learnt how to spell. He cant even spell his own name - there should be an N where he keeps putting an L!

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 16:54 by scottish-walker  
Thats cos Im a thick cunt

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 17:42 by the kangaroos  
want a beef burger iain? lol just kiddin we r veggies 2!
good on ya.
u r funny n it betta than watchin the seriousness on gmtv.
u r a betta presenter that kate. i have gone on this website coz of what you said on Rise. I hope u get a good job afta rise.
u r stupid n a lanky moo moo i will send sum cow pat and grass 2 rise 4 ur xmas present, merry xmas, sorry my bro wrote tht- my bro sed ur a lanky piece of poo

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 17:59 by scottish_walker  
ian lee is a unfed spazstic...

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 18:44 by ???  
i think it will be really sad when ri:se finishes and why does the scottish_wanker come on here if he doesnt like iain lee

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 18:45 by heather  
hiya scottish-walker



Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 18:46 by heather  
scottish-walker is an annoying arsehole


Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 18:46 by scottish_walker  
wanker...witty....i came i shot i conquered and then kate had to clean her face

ain lee is a unfed spazstic

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 18:47 by socttish_walker  
shutup and close your legs heather no one wants to see your growler

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 18:58 by heather  
but i love waving my hairy fanny around in public and making them think it is a grisley beat pritt sticked between my legs

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 20:03 by someone  
Iain Lee is in no way good looking - he is lanky, too skinny and poppy outty eyes.

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 20:44 by MELISSA  
I LOVE DOUGIE ANDERSON

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 21:25 by ?  
i'm so sad ur leaving i can't belive it,
i love whaching u act so stuped when i get in
in da mornig

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 21:27 by Becky  
'someone' despite his poppy out eyes, he is funny. Ahh Scotish people Ignore them and there wee wee manly areas. :D

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:17 by scottish_Walker  
fuckoff you english pompas cunt ian lee is about as funny as cancer and even then i would prefer getting cancer than listen to that little wanker

he is a un fed spazstic

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:25 by scottish_walker  
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Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:29 by scottish_walker  
please flush the chain after your done ian...thnx :D

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:43 by Harold Bishop  
Do you have a spoon for my jelly, no? well that won't do.

who likes harold bishop?

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:45 by scottish_walker  
every night before we eat we pray and thank harold for everything he has given us

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:48 by Harold Bishop  
Bow to me i am lord of the round about and my queen Ian Lee will rule the whole roundabout with me forever as we watch the monkeys circle our circular throne of roundness
as the monkeys cirlce we will watch neigbourse repeats and eat jelly with cheese.

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:52 by scottish_walker  
ian lee was forced from lue pickles dry cum satin and harol bishups chins, an unfed spazstic boring us and detrering veiwers in the morning with his shite. He will take over the spzstics are coming! and harold will be reincarnated and the round about on the M1 will be compete...it has already begune

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:54 by Harold Bishop  
Do not mock me scum from what has come from the cum will rule when all has began the feasting of lasagnia is near in the roundabout eating area whr the monkeys do not venture ian lee will then drink his pee to become ian pee

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 22:57 by scottish_walker  
ian pee.........................we must stop him....we must!

if it becomes pee instead of lee the world will plunge into eternal darkness in wich flying breasts with breast feed welsh people and create a socaity of ian pee's.

WE ARE AT WAR PEOPLE!!!

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 23:00 by ian lee  
soon i will become pee and the flying breasts will be unleashed. harold is constructing the round about at the M1 as we speak growing ever stronger. soon when the flying breasts arrive you your children and childrens children will become breast fed welsh people named ian pee. there is no stopping us

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 23:00 by Heather  
Screw you walker your a monkey fucker

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 23:03 by Heather  
i am twiddling my pussy as i type this

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 23:05 by heather  
shut up your sick why you using my name?

Date posted: 17 Dec, 2003 23:06 by heather  
i just spurted my pussy juice all over my purtie pink panties

Date posted: 18 Dec, 2003 07:01 by leon  
Ian if you dont land something really good after rise i will be amazed if kate (same sense of humour and IQ as george dubya bush) can get work then theres no worrys 4 you mate best of luck mate leon
PS if theres any chance of a shout out on rise be very:)