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Date posted: 26 Nov, 2003 23:39
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Taz's Mum
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Astronomers urge caution, scan night skies for Interstellar Leatherbacks; Asian jellyfish market collapses.
In preparation for a possible attack on the planet by the giant invertebrate, President Bush today ordered the nation's armed forces to begin an emergency stockpiling of urine. Giant urine donation centers have been set up in miltary bases across the land, and a case of beer and a month's supply of diuretics has been issued to every active member of the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. Upon the announcement ot the program, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld issued a statement urging all members of the military to "Go for the Gold."
Now you know Lindsey where Taz gets it from!
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