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FJ Editors : BeccaG |
It was a dull morning september 1977, when BeccaG came kicking and screaming into the world.
Brought up in a dark, dank corner of Brixham Fish Market, BeccaG spent her lonely childhood befriending crabs, lobsters and the odd squid.
Being at one with nature throughout her childhood, BeccaG trained intensively to become a animal psychologist, specialising in wombats. She has helped many a traumatised Wombat get over the stresses and strains of life in captivity. BeccaG looks forward to getting to know the crack team of FJ wombats and helping them to enhance and hone their deadly skills with crystal healing workshops and chakra balancing, which she brings from her home town of Totnes. She generally wears a thong.
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It is a little known fact that the TV evangelist and famous fat rich guy, Pat Barker, penned the Righteous Brothers' hit "Unchained Melodies". Even less well known is that Barker also wrote the theme tune for Rhubarb & Custard as well as provided material for h-h-hilarious comedy duo Punt & Dennis.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!"
- Dennis Leary |
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