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Yes, the emails have gone out... posted by Taz on 25/06/2009 at 09:17 GMT (link)

As usual we are getting a number of people asking us whether the Summer Burn emails have been sent out yet.

The answer is YES!

So if you haven't yet received an email from us with 2 addresses to send out to, you should do the following:

Make sure you're fully registered. If you didn't send us a postcard, you're not registered. If you didn't get a confirmation that we recieved your postcard, you're not registered. If you can't remember, check here
If you're fully registered: check your spam folder if you have one, the email might be there.
Still no sign of an email? Then you'll need to ask us for a duplicate by sending an email. Just don't forget to tell us who you are.

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Summer Burn '09 is GO! posted by Taz on 22/06/2009 at 06:41 GMT (link)

We apologise to those of you who've been impatiently tapping your fingers, sitting by the computer waiting for your Summer Burn email to arrive. Technical glitches have held up the burn, but now the world is a better place... everything is back to normal... go check your inbox.

Summer Burn '09 is GO!

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Summer Burn '09 posted by Taz on 11/05/2009 at 10:42 GMT (link)

See that banner at the top of the page? That's the Summer Burn '09...

...well what the fuck are you doing still reading this? Get on it!

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BBB & Inspired Bikes posted by Reg on 24/04/2009 at 09:33 GMT (link)

Not only is there a Bicycle Basket Bazaar at the Fishmarket in Northampton this Saturday, but the team are also spreading their wings and putting on an event in Milton Keynes on May 16th as part of the city's Arts Open weekend.

And while we're on the subject of bikes, FJ are putting forward Danny MacAskill for a knighthood for this particular video, it is truly amazing, watch it.

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Get well soon, Stephen posted by Reg on 21/04/2009 at 09:54 GMT (link)

All of us at FJ Towers send our best wishes to Stephen Hawking. With out you, we wouldn't have made it to Mars. Get well soon, man. You're an inspiration to us all.

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Star Formation posted by Reg on 15/04/2009 at 11:21 GMT (link)

We love blowing things up here at FJ Towers. We're not even that fussy what we blow up, whether it be Barbie dolls or fusion drives. As long as it goes bang and explodes a bit and something goes a bit "melty", we're happy.

Now, thanks to Star Formation, we can blow stuff up while simultaneously creating new stuff, bonus! It's the only game based on the real science of star formation, but don't let worry you, stuff still goes bang. And a bit melty.

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The Devil's Rejects Soapbox Race Team posted by Reg on 02/04/2009 at 11:31 GMT (link)

The Pimp My Bike boys have only gone and got themselves another sideline. Not content with using their engineering skillz on chopping up bikes for MTV, some of them have moved into the world of four wheels.

Calling themselves The Devil's Rejects, and with only one season under their belt, they're already the most infamous racing team on the UK soapboxing circuit.

This year, they're looking for sponsorship, so if you're dim and have loads of cash you want to give away, then I'm sure they'll be more than pleased to hear from you.

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The Red Clan posted by Reg on 27/03/2009 at 10:40 GMT (link)

It's Friday!
It's Funjunkie!
So where's your Friday Funjunkie Game?

Here it is! It's Ice Breaker: The Red Clan, and it's going to tax your swede even more than the brilliant original.

Get smashing that ice, viking!

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Tiny Trials posted by Reg on 18/03/2009 at 10:58 GMT (link)

Ninjas balancing on balls, insect matching, cats catching kippers, recognising the gap in Madonna's teeth, photograhping monkeys, escaping from mazes, racing cars, balancing scales: Tiny Trials has the lot, and a whole bunch more.

But sadly no wombats... I guess you can't have everything

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Wizard Defense posted by Reg on 17/03/2009 at 14:12 GMT (link)

According to the blurb on their website, Wizard Defense is the World's Best Flash Tower Defense Game Online. That's a pretty bold claim, and one you can prove or deny after you've given it a shot.

With fond regards from all here at Funjunkie. The World's Best Flash Tower Defense Game Linker Online with the word UNJU in the title

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Cut out and keep Hoff posted by Reg on 16/03/2009 at 12:18 GMT (link)

We love The Hoff.
Always have done, always will do.

When we found out that we could make our very own cut out and keep version of our favourite character out of Knight Rider*, we went out and bought a huge pad of paper and printed out loads of life size copies. The Hoff now greets us at every turn in FJ Towers, smiling his benign smile while simultaneously looking hunky and mysterious. What a guy!

*Who wasn't a car

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Globe Trotter posted by Reg on 13/03/2009 at 15:09 GMT (link)

Phwoar, fancy playing with a nice pair of globes for a bit? What? Oh, hang on. Wrong kind of globes, soz. Damn, this is the educational sort, whoops.

Not quite as exciting, but "fun" for all the family, it's Globe Trotter.

Scores in the comments box please. Beat 4803, level 5 to start off with.

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Daily Grind posted by Reg on 11/03/2009 at 12:43 GMT (link)

Welcome to the Daily Grind, a place where Basil Brush is guilty until proved innocent, and where the mythical hexpus roams.

Or its just some funny headline posters passing themselves off as the real thing. Or its a clever art statement, or something. Whatever, just take a look. It won't take you long, there's not much stuff there yet.

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Scanwiches posted by Reg on 10/03/2009 at 11:11 GMT (link)

Scan + Sandwich = scanwich

Do you see what they did there? Genius. Sometimes it's the simplest ideas that leave the biggest mess on your scanner. That mustard must play havoc with the glass! But I guess you could lick it off with your tongue... maybe that could be the sequel... mustongue? Hmmm, maybe that needs a bit more work, it's not quite as catchy.

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Transmover posted by Reg on 05/03/2009 at 11:48 GMT (link)

Get the key, open the door, move onto the next level. We've heard it all before, right? And we've played it in more beautiful surrounds, yeah?

But wait a minute. If you fancy engaging your brain for once*, then this deserves a second look. It's a lot more in depth that it initially appears. You have a gun. A transmover gun. You can swap your position with the blocks you shoot with it. Ahhh, now I've caught your attention. You love a bit of transmover gun action, dontcha?

*I know, not something that happens around here a lot... if at all

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Urban Camouflage posted by Reg on 04/03/2009 at 10:13 GMT (link)

It’s a hard life being an FJ Editor. As soon as you leave the safety of the confine of FJ HQ, there’s always someone after you. Whether it’s an autograph hunter, or a tax man, there’s never a minute of quiet and anonymity.

So when the chaps at Urban Camouflage contacted us about their experimental suits they were trialing, we raided the piggy bank and immediately bought as many shares as we could in the company. We only got four, but that’s all we could afford after biscuit expenses and another bottle of warm ale.

Since our fabulous investment, we’ve been swanning around outside of the confines of FJ HQ willy nilly, completely unrecognisable. In fact, we might be right behind you right at this moment. You thought that was a pile of papers behind you? Check again...

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Zoozzle posted by Reg on 27/02/2009 at 11:12 GMT (link)

Today's FJ Friday Game™ is a fun matching puzzle called Zoozzle. It's not to be confused with the fun drinking game Sozzle; that's completely different. And I don't suggest you combine the two, as your matching skills are inversely proportional to the amount of booze you have in your system. Don't worry, we've extensively tested the theory here at FJ Towers, so you don't have to.

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The17 posted by Reg on 23/02/2009 at 15:43 GMT (link)

Fishmarket | The17

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Crack Shot posted by Reg on 20/02/2009 at 10:17 GMT (link)

Draw!

No, you nincompoop, put your crayons away, I mean draw as in get out your guns. Tut, you'd be rubbish in a shoot out. Remind me not to ask you to be my backup in any firefights this weekend.

Shall we start again?

Draw! Like a horse named McGraw! That's better! Now all ou have to remember is that bullets don't bounce off bales of hay. In fact, that's a good maxim to live you life by.

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Block Drop posted by Reg on 18/02/2009 at 11:23 GMT (link)

Imagine, if you will, a huge lake of gin and tonic. Or if you prefer, a huge lake of vodka and lemonade. Either way, a nice image, right? Now throw in a large handful of icecubes for good measure.

Right, now to add the "game" bit. Throw a diamond into the mix, and jump it about a bit. OK, so it doesn't quite fit with the whole G&T thing, especially as it's bad to land in the drink, but what the heck. Give it a quick swizzle anyway.

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