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The Secret Sirvice As well as the semi-public dubbing ceremony held at Buckingham Palace, recipients of knighthoods also undergo a secret ritual during which they swear a blood oath to defend the monarch's life at times of civil unrest. TV comic David Jason, knighted in 1987 for services to comedy and the anti-espionage work he put in during the 1972 Cod War, carries a dagger strapped to his body at all times should the alarm ever be raised. Keen-eyed viewers might spot the weapon in some episodes of 'Only Fools and Horses' and 'The Darling Buds Of May'. According to an insider at 'TV Quick' magazine he generally wears the six-inch blade gaffer-taped to his left ankle. Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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