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Dodgeball.
Amusing film, weak game.
The Americans want to come over to the UK and take lessons on sanctioned gym based violence for children. Ah, the heady days of British Bulldog, you knew you'd had some fun at PE when you'd broken a couple of collarbones and caused a small intracranial bleed.
Of course in this day and age they don't let you play anymore. E mail Tony and show your support for martial sports in the playground.
In the meantime you'll have to make do with this instead.
Post your scores.
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This week I have mostly been running for lifts in an effort to win a PSP. Y'see there's this new car out, and there's a game on the site with a competition and a prize and everything, and there's only 5 days left...
Seeing as I'm such a nice chap (and because I can't get anywhere near the high score chart myself) I'm going to let you enter too. The only hint I can provide is to press space bar while you're running to pull a knee slide. You score points for that if you catch a lift with your foot, but I still can't see how people score so many damn points! My highest so far is 102,000ish.
Play Elevator Ace and post your scores here if you dare.
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Right, you should have had time to wake up and had a few power cups of tea* by now, so you synapses and reflexes should be buzzing away like a dustbin full of angry hornets.
If they're not, you're going to last about 0.3 nano-seconds playing Jet Speed. Maybe you ought to scour the web for 'Snail Speed' or 'Leave-me-alone-it's-Friday-and-I-can't-quite-cope Speed' instead.
*If you've been drinking power cups of coffee, get out. We don't want your sort round here
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Boing Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing AAAAAAARGH
That's about it, really...
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How are you feeling this morning?
If you’re in a “ooooh, pretty castles, random clicking” kinda frame of mind, then this is just what the Doctor ordered.
If however you don’t live in cloud cuckoo land, and you want a slightly bigger challenge (and some gratuitous driller killing), then I suggest you have a go at this.
If you’re not sure what frame of mind you’re in, play both, but starting with the castle one. Whatever you do, don’t play the second one and then the first one. That would be like falling asleep under a chocolate duvet, and then waking up and eating a packet of Minstrels. No one wants to see that. Do they?
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I know the word “download” puts most of you off straight away when it comes to playing games, but if you just shut up for a minute and let me explain, you’ll be thanking me in the long run.
Knytt is a game where… oh will you just shut up and just download it and play it already? I can’t be arsed to explain it. Just play it. You’ll be thanking me for it in the long run. It’s brilliant, and it’ll keep you off my back for a few hours. So double-bonus. Now leave me alone, and get on with it.
Idiots!
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Cowboy laws
Descendants of the pioneers who died fighting the native Americans are suing the Apache and Sioux tribes. "Every day when we comb our hair, we are reminded of the trauma suffered by those who underwent scalping" said their spokesperson.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
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