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Bloody hell! The lads at Game Garage have been busy recently... I don't think a week has gone by this year without them telling me about another game they've brought out (er, sorry for not posting many... the dog ate the emails). The matchsticks must have got welded to their eyelids.
This one is a bit like an upsidown breakout, but almost entirely different, and the constant screen bumping will probably make you puke. Yay!
Ladies and Gentlemen, please be upstanding for Bounce.
...now sit back down. You're making the place look untidy.
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I really hate games where you have to read instructions first. I didn’t read the instructions before I started playing SkyBlocs, and therefore I thought it was cack.
But then I read the instructions, and now I’ve changed my mind. It’s not cack, it’s ace. I still hate reading instructions though. So I can thoroughly recommend SkyBlocs, as long as you read the instructions first. If you don’t, it’s cack. But it isn’t, it’s ace. Am I going round in circles? Cack / Ace. You decide*
*It still looks a bit cack. And the balls could roll a bit faster. But who am I to complain? That's right, a really important person. With opinions. Important ones. So listen up. Yeah.
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Any game that starts with the disclaimer "Dizziness and irritation of the eyes are common side effects", must be worth a look at. Mind you, they missed off "Irritation of the ears", which is something that'll have you reaching for the mute button within a minute or two.
Still, Pushies Plus 2 is as addictive as Curly Wurlys, so as Brucie would put it: Good game, good game!
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Oh dear, it seems as if lots of bugs are going round at the moment. And no, I’m not talking about the cockroaches in the FJ biscuit tin, they’re always there, that's where they live, I mean bugs that make you feel ill.
Our resident man of medicine, Dr.Poppyjuice is working 25 hours a day, so it's up to you to dish out the drugs and get the blankets out to the needy. And after you've done that, stick the kettle on, this watching daytime TV thing is thirsty work, don't you know?
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It's one of our favourite days of the year, here at FJ Towers: National Mite Day always brings a smile to our pudgey little faces, and an itch to our pants.
All of which bears no connection to Shooot 2, a great little game. That is, unless you've got a great imagination and you can imagine that circles are in fact mites. They're not, of course, they're just circles, but it's still a great little game.
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Koozac touts itself as Tetris meets Sudoku. It ends up being not as good as either, but if it's quality you're after, what the hell are you doing here?
It might keep you amused until you can find a biro to draw moustaches on pictures of topless ladies in your copy of today's tabloids.
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Close Encounters of a Musical Kind
Igor Stravinsky was very happy with his closing music for the ballet "The Firebird" but when it was pointed out by his friends in the pub that John Williams had used almost the same thematic structure in the music for the closing scene of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" he decided to use a radical new musical form which lead to such masterpieces as "Petrouschka" and "The Rte of Spring"
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
- Tommy Cooper |
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