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Today's FJ Friday Game™ is a fun matching puzzle called Zoozzle. It's not to be confused with the fun drinking game Sozzle; that's completely different. And I don't suggest you combine the two, as your matching skills are inversely proportional to the amount of booze you have in your system. Don't worry, we've extensively tested the theory here at FJ Towers, so you don't have to.
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Fishmarket | The17
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Draw!
No, you nincompoop, put your crayons away, I mean draw as in get out your guns. Tut, you'd be rubbish in a shoot out. Remind me not to ask you to be my backup in any firefights this weekend.
Shall we start again?
Draw! Like a horse named McGraw! That's better! Now all ou have to remember is that bullets don't bounce off bales of hay. In fact, that's a good maxim to live you life by.
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Imagine, if you will, a huge lake of gin and tonic. Or if you prefer, a huge lake of vodka and lemonade. Either way, a nice image, right? Now throw in a large handful of icecubes for good measure.
Right, now to add the "game" bit. Throw a diamond into the mix, and jump it about a bit. OK, so it doesn't quite fit with the whole G&T thing, especially as it's bad to land in the drink, but what the heck. Give it a quick swizzle anyway.
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Word around town is that you like to dress up in ladies clothes and go out fighting of an evening. That’s fine, we all do it, there’s nothing to worry about. That colour really suits you.
But why not try out some of your moves in the safety of your own home before hitting the streets? It might be a little less painful, and you won’t have to wipe the muck of your cape when you get back.
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OK, you're in this bubble, yeah, and you have to move around this room to find a pin, to burst the bubble that's trapping you, right? And, like, when you've found the pin and burst the bubble, you go onto another level, got it? Nah, I dunno why you're in the bubble in the first place. Maybe it was a good idea at the time, innit?
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Q. Tired of arguing about whose turn it is to make the tea? Sick of being the only one who makes it?
A. Stress no more, make the tea is here to solve all your office brewing problems.
...which means that it's definitely SillyBoy's round. I think we've run out of biscuits too, so you'd better nip down to the shops while you're up. Oh, and feed the wombats while you're out and about. And the plants need watering too. And that washing's not going to hang itself out.
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Like blowing stuff up in giant mecha, but bored of the same old sci-fi locations like grey corridors and cargo bays? Hop into Mechanical Commando and get whisked off to some tropical climes!
Blow stuff up in jungles! Destroy hordes of baddies at the beach! Get sand in your jam sandwiches!
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Uses
Compact discs are used to make cheap Ninja throwing stars in the Far East. Modern day Ninja warriors apparently prefer using Hear'say's debut album because of its superior aerodynamic properties.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
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