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It's Friday!
It's Funjunkie!
So where's your Friday Funjunkie Game?
Here it is! It's Ice Breaker: The Red Clan, and it's going to tax your swede even more than the brilliant original.
Get smashing that ice, viking!
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Ninjas balancing on balls, insect matching, cats catching kippers, recognising the gap in Madonna's teeth, photograhping monkeys, escaping from mazes, racing cars, balancing scales: Tiny Trials has the lot, and a whole bunch more.
But sadly no wombats... I guess you can't have everything
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According to the blurb on their website, Wizard Defense is the World's Best Flash Tower Defense Game Online. That's a pretty bold claim, and one you can prove or deny after you've given it a shot.
With fond regards from all here at Funjunkie. The World's Best Flash Tower Defense Game Linker Online with the word UNJU in the title
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We love The Hoff.
Always have done, always will do.
When we found out that we could make our very own cut out and keep version of our favourite character out of Knight Rider*, we went out and bought a huge pad of paper and printed out loads of life size copies. The Hoff now greets us at every turn in FJ Towers, smiling his benign smile while simultaneously looking hunky and mysterious. What a guy!
*Who wasn't a car
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Phwoar, fancy playing with a nice pair of globes for a bit? What? Oh, hang on. Wrong kind of globes, soz. Damn, this is the educational sort, whoops.
Not quite as exciting, but "fun" for all the family, it's Globe Trotter.
Scores in the comments box please. Beat 4803, level 5 to start off with.
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Welcome to the Daily Grind, a place where Basil Brush is guilty until proved innocent, and where the mythical hexpus roams.
Or its just some funny headline posters passing themselves off as the real thing. Or its a clever art statement, or something. Whatever, just take a look. It won't take you long, there's not much stuff there yet.
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Scan + Sandwich = scanwich
Do you see what they did there? Genius. Sometimes it's the simplest ideas that leave the biggest mess on your scanner. That mustard must play havoc with the glass! But I guess you could lick it off with your tongue... maybe that could be the sequel... mustongue? Hmmm, maybe that needs a bit more work, it's not quite as catchy.
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Get the key, open the door, move onto the next level. We've heard it all before, right? And we've played it in more beautiful surrounds, yeah?
But wait a minute. If you fancy engaging your brain for once*, then this deserves a second look. It's a lot more in depth that it initially appears. You have a gun. A transmover gun. You can swap your position with the blocks you shoot with it. Ahhh, now I've caught your attention. You love a bit of transmover gun action, dontcha?
*I know, not something that happens around here a lot... if at all
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It’s a hard life being an FJ Editor. As soon as you leave the safety of the confine of FJ HQ, there’s always someone after you. Whether it’s an autograph hunter, or a tax man, there’s never a minute of quiet and anonymity.
So when the chaps at Urban Camouflage contacted us about their experimental suits they were trialing, we raided the piggy bank and immediately bought as many shares as we could in the company. We only got four, but that’s all we could afford after biscuit expenses and another bottle of warm ale.
Since our fabulous investment, we’ve been swanning around outside of the confines of FJ HQ willy nilly, completely unrecognisable. In fact, we might be right behind you right at this moment. You thought that was a pile of papers behind you? Check again...
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Horse chestnut
Conkers from the Horse Chestnut "aesculus hippocastanum" will only germinate if they have passed through the intestines of a horse.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
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