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Not only is there a Bicycle Basket Bazaar at the Fishmarket in Northampton this Saturday, but the team are also spreading their wings and putting on an event in Milton Keynes on May 16th as part of the city's Arts Open weekend.
And while we're on the subject of bikes, FJ are putting forward Danny MacAskill for a knighthood for this particular video, it is truly amazing, watch it.
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All of us at FJ Towers send our best wishes to Stephen Hawking. With out you, we wouldn't have made it to Mars. Get well soon, man. You're an inspiration to us all.
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We love blowing things up here at FJ Towers. We're not even that fussy what we blow up, whether it be Barbie dolls or fusion drives. As long as it goes bang and explodes a bit and something goes a bit "melty", we're happy.
Now, thanks to Star Formation, we can blow stuff up while simultaneously creating new stuff, bonus! It's the only game based on the real science of star formation, but don't let worry you, stuff still goes bang. And a bit melty.
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The Pimp My Bike boys have only gone and got themselves another sideline. Not content with using their engineering skillz on chopping up bikes for MTV, some of them have moved into the world of four wheels.
Calling themselves The Devil's Rejects, and with only one season under their belt, they're already the most infamous racing team on the UK soapboxing circuit.
This year, they're looking for sponsorship, so if you're dim and have loads of cash you want to give away, then I'm sure they'll be more than pleased to hear from you.
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Uses
Compact discs are used to make cheap Ninja throwing stars in the Far East. Modern day Ninja warriors apparently prefer using Hear'say's debut album because of its superior aerodynamic properties.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
- Tommy Cooper |
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