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This email just in to FJ HQ: If you don't already, you need to know about this game. Best online shooter for a good while. Don't you just love it when other people do your work for you?
And what's better, it's true! Robokill really is the best online shooter for a good while! You get the whole first four missions free, and then you have to pay for the rest. We liked it so much we smashed the FJ piggy bank! Unfortunately, there were only a few buttons and a bit of fluff at the bottom... so we didn't get to play the rest of the game.
If you buy it, let us know, and we'll come round your house, nick your compuder for ages, leave the toilet seat up and eat everything in your fridge. Even that jar of pickled stuff that's been knocking around at the back for ages.
Cheers 10 Ninjas Steve
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It's Viking Friday here at FJ Towers, and we're all running around in and horned helmets, waving our axes around (which is no change from any common or garden Friday really). We should be readying our longboats for the weekly raid on the biscuit factory, but they're going to have to wait. We're currently too busy driving into balls at high speed. C'est la vie.
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Team FJ have been attending the Raleigh Chopper at Billing for many years now. We haven’t even got any Choppers of our own*, but that doesn’t stop us joining in the fun; there’s plenty more on offer than just bikes from the 70s. The event always ends up with bicycles reclaiming the streets, flaming bike races and lots and lots of booze.
So if you fancy a spot of camping**, want to join in the Mixtie bike building competition, or just like knocking around on bikes, whether they're Choppers or not, its all go for the weekend of May 31st – June 1st. There’s even the National Street Rod show on in the next field, which isn’t to be confused with the other NRSA. That probably wouldn’t be quite as exciting.
*Especially Becca G, if you know what I mean
**oo-errr Matron!
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Ok......summer is nearly here and I've pulled my finger out of my butt and have emerged from hibernation.
It look's like I'm not the only one.
After such a long long snooze I have woken up hungry, which was the inspiration for finding this jolly little caper.... now go 'Steal Me Some Mango's' people.
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It's Friday again, and I think you'll all agree that it's about time we at Funjunkie Towers got off our sorry arses and started posting some Funjunkie Friday Games.
You'd be right to agree with eachother too, because it's always best to follow the herd... be a Sheep... hell, be a bloody Lemming if you want, see if I care!
Actually I do care, we all do here on Funjunkie, which is why we're giving you something to do today, and what a job you've got on your hands! This is quite frankly, one of the best flash games we've played over the last... ooh, I'd say about 3 minutes. Fantastic stuff!
Chronotron. Get on it!
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Doesn't this sound like an entry from Taz's diary?
This morning, went down to the horrific dungeons of dementia, battled with scary monsters by unleashing my paranormal powers, got back in time for barbecue on the verandah.
Suprisingly, it's not. It's actually from a game called Psychonauts! Who would have guessed? The two worlds of FJ Towers and Psychonauts seems to be interchangeable.
Now you can experience what it's like being in FJ Towers, or near enough, by downloading the entire original PC version of Psychonauts absolutely free. It's a whopping great download, but it's a terrific game, and it gets the FJ seal of approval. Yes, we have played it, actually.
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Here at FJ Towers, we're quite found of chucking ourselves down dangerous hills on inappropriate bikes while half-cut on homemade sloe gin. So we were very pleased when an email from our contact in the bike underworld popped in to the FJ mailbox this morning confirming that this year's Clunker Classic bike race is set for Saturday 5th July.
Obviously, chucking yourself down dangerous hills on inappropriate bikes while half-cut on homemade sloe gin is a pretty stupid thing to do*, but that's also why, here at FJ Towers, we throughly condone such activities.**
*We have the scars to prove it
**But have nothing to do with the organisation of the event, so don't sue us
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If you haven't already clocked the banner at the top of the page, you're either incredibly unobservant or you're still hungover from last night, in which case you're probably struggling to read this anyway.
So it's the Summer Burn again, and this time it's going to be even better than last year, which is of course what we say every year, and quite frankly, is always true!
Sign-ups have opened here, and as usual we ask you to tell all your friends and anyone you randomly bump into in the street.
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LOTR bloopers?
Enthusiasts of Movie-Mistakes.com have noticed many "bloopers" in Lord of the Rings. They report that in one scene there is a car driving across the horizon; in another, the hobbits are wearing shoes; in another, where one of the black riders is chasing the hobbits onto the ferry, he is clearly wearing a Sony Walkman.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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"The French are not normally a Nordic skiing nation."
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