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It’s Friday the 13th!
You should minimize the risk of anything bad happening to you by sitting at your desk all day playing games. It’s ok, if anyone asks, say it’s to do with new Health & Safety & Superstition laws. Subclause FT13-a if I remember correctly.
A good a game as any to start off with is Chalk, which is a download game, which I know will upset a few of you, but it’s worth it. Just like in that shampoo advert.
Are you still reading this? You should be zapping that fat monster with your magic chalk by now – idiot!
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Here's a natty little number called Orb Avoidance. No, don't worry, it's not some vaguely disguised sexual reference. It's a game where you avoid orbs. Or dodge balls, if you like.
OK, I'm not selling it very well, but try and beat 1912, which is the current FJ HQ top score. That shouldn't pose too much of a challenge. Scores in the comments box as always please, squire.
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Close Encounters of a Musical Kind
Igor Stravinsky was very happy with his closing music for the ballet "The Firebird" but when it was pointed out by his friends in the pub that John Williams had used almost the same thematic structure in the music for the closing scene of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" he decided to use a radical new musical form which lead to such masterpieces as "Petrouschka" and "The Rte of Spring"
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
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