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After finally crawling out of bed and throwing open the curtains, it was lovely to find that the moat of FJ Towers had frozen over during the night. Donning our ice skates, even before tucking into porridge with marmite swirls, we all took to the ice to show off our “phat skillz”. Unfortunately, all the monsters from the moat had already taken to the ice. But thanks to your help, they're not going to be a problem are they?
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If you hadn’t noticed already, it’s almost that special time of year again when everyone worth their salt starts to cash in on Christmas. Not to be outdone here at FJ Towers, we like a piece of the action too. With a blatant cash in. Which involves a sledge racing game. Which is far from original, but we’re too busy ramming cash in our pockets to care.
Well, Dr P is. He promises the cash for the rest of us will be coming shortly. Just after I go down to the dungeon to fish his Hawaiian shirt out of the tumble dryer. I wonder why he needs his passport all of a sudden?
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Cowboy laws
Descendants of the pioneers who died fighting the native Americans are suing the Apache and Sioux tribes. "Every day when we comb our hair, we are reminded of the trauma suffered by those who underwent scalping" said their spokesperson.
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
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