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So this is Christmas? Well, not quite, but we’re almost there. Here at Funjunkie Towers, the shutters are being… shut, the comedy python draft excluders have been laid down by the portcullis, and the blinds are being drawn-to. But just before we finally close down for the year, here’s one last game to keep you amused over the holidays.
Don’t be put off by the graphics* of Continuity, underneath lies a clever little game. And anyway, we like to think of the aesthetic as a bit of an enema to the glitz and glamour of everything else that’s going on right now.
*No, that’s not a screenshot on the right. That’s santa’s new helper.
Right, one last check of the biscuit tin, just to make sure there are no solitary cookies in there. Last year, one was left which went a bit mouldy, started to evolve and ended up tearing a rip in the space-time continuum and letting a herd** of lazer-dinosaurs loose in the basement. Again.
**I’m not sure “herd” is the correct collective noun for lazer-dinosaurs. Maybe it should be something like “slash”? If you have any better ideas, stick ‘em in the comments box
Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all, and providing we wake up from extended hibernation, catch you in the new year, bye!
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If you haven't broken up for Christmas yet, and you're stuck behind a desk, here's a slice of adventure to brighten up your day.
Level up! gives you the chance to run about like bonkers and... level up a lot. It's nothing to do with xmas, so it won't remind you that everyone else has already had their fill of playing in the snow and now they're watching shit films on the telly while stuffing their faces with mince pies and swilling sherry. Which is nice, 'coz I bet you'd rather be doing that, rather than being deskbound, innit?
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If you’d like to see dancing Storm Troopers, or are in any way interested in Japan, then you’ve got to get yourself over to DannyChoo.com. Its packed to the gills with odd J-nonsense, and it gives us a great excuse to have a manga bird showing her knickers here on the front page*.
*Like we have to justify ourselves to punks like you?
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This week, due to an administrative error, there will not be a FJ Friday Game. However, you can have a nice game today in compensation.
Look, if you're really that upset about the whole "wrong day" thing, just wait until tomorrow and play it then, OK?
Sheesh, there's no pleasing some people. They demand that every week's the same, with the days always in the "correct" order, and get offended when things get juggled around a bit.
Lighten up! It's not as if Friday's been swapped for Monday. Its a one-off! Get over it already! Maybe you should get rid of your stress by picking up some eggs or shooting some squirrels or something.
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The instructions for today's FJ Friday game are pretty simple:
shoot the ball
longer path gives more points
bounce from stage side to get multiplier
you have 60 seconds
Don't let that put you off. This game has the "just one more go" factor in spades. Current high score in the FJ office: 13,138. Put your high scores in the comments box!
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Uses
Compact discs are used to make cheap Ninja throwing stars in the Far East. Modern day Ninja warriors apparently prefer using Hear'say's debut album because of its superior aerodynamic properties.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
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