http://www.funjunkie.co.uk Offbeat Irreverent UK weblog en-gb Irrelevant richwild@funjunkie.co.uk (Rich Wild) Copyright (c) 2002 funjunkie.co.uk. All Rights Reserved richwild@funjunkie.co.uk (Rich Wild) 2011-05-20T17:45 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#af8c0d3a-f32e-4484-9d76-be2b4727ac26 tap tap tap Is this thing still on? *ahem* Hi there! You?re looking nice today. Is that a new lipstick you?re wearing? Bruised Plum really suits you. Anyway, let?s cut to the chase, shall we? If there really is anyone still reading this, then listen up. I want your cash. Yep, that?s right, stick ?em up! We?ve never asked you for your spondoolicks before, so don?t complain that we?re always trying to wangle your hard-earned out of your wallet. In true stuntman fashion, I?m abseiling 400ft off the National Lift Tower on the 2nd May 2011. I need to raise £200, or they don?t tie the rope to the top when I jump off. All the cash raised is going to MAG, the Mines Advisory Group. I like blowing stuff up just as much as the next man, but blowing up people just ain?t right. ?But Reg, I?ve spent all my cash on drugs and biscuits? I hear you say. That maybe so, but there?s that pound coin down the crack of the sofa. I can see it from here. That?ll do to start with. Just go to my Just Giving page, and click on the donate button. It?s so easy even someone like you should be able to do it. Nice one, cheers. 2011-02-23T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#1b82c9dc-3439-4a96-a373-7cc47f4744c9 The Summer Burn 2010 will kick off later today after the post arrives. Watch this space, and your inbox. [Update] Emails have now gone out. If you haven't received yours yet, please check your spam folder. If you still can't find it, get in touch. 2010-06-21T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#3d08da68-7022-45a7-b2d3-64c45e0dc530 That's right kids. Less than one week to go before the first day of Summer, and that means you've only got a few days left to get your CDs ready. But remember, you'll only be included in the Summer Burn if you've completed registration, and at this moment there are over 70 of you who have yet to send us your confirmation postcard. If you're one of those people, you'd better be quick. If you don't know what your confirmation ID is, or don't know where to send the card, use this form to get a reminder email sent to your inbox. For those of you who've confirmed and have already made your CDs, it's Jiffy Bags at the ready... Roll on Monday! 2010-06-15T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#d9c9ce62-3da7-4e6f-8743-3be8988cff7e Registration has started for the Summer Burn 2010, which is making everybody wonder why they were having to scrape frost off the car windscreen this morning. Seriously, could somebody please tell us what the fuck is going on this year with the weather? It's downright inconsiderate! Still, Summer is just around the corner, if only in a technical sense of the word, and that means it's time to dust off a couple of blank CDs and start thinking of a track listing. Get creative, and let's make this a summer of fantastic music. Go on... what are you waiting for? 2010-05-13T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#7ed3323d-6bcd-48fc-935c-0d0901f03ec5 If you only play one gravity-defying action-platformer featuring a cupboard with pink bags under his eyes today, make sure its this one! Amil is one heck of a game, and just the kind of thing we go crazy about here at FJ Towers. Go forth an rescue those lost pets! 2010-03-19T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#69dee338-a5a2-402b-b04e-f8203a98f7ef Don't you just hate it when you wonder down to the watering hole to have a nice cool drink, when BAM! some nasty predator comes along and spoils the fun? Instead of bolting for the nearest safe ground, why not try standing your ground and transforming into something completely different like a tree? Its a novel tactic, but it might just work!* *Please try this at home before using it in the savannah. Funjunkie takes no responsibility for incorrect or incomplete tranformations due to lack of practice resulting in being eaten to death. 2010-03-12T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#c92cbaae-d0d3-4bc8-9cd8-38ec51438304 We're having a bit of Rubble Trouble here at FJ Towers this week. One of the wombats escaped from the dungeon and bashed through the foundations, causing major structural damage. It's OK though, he only wanted to pop down to the shops to get some more biscuits, so its understandable. We don't begrudge the huge construction bill and the weeks of inconvenience of having the builders create noise and dust, because let's face it, biscuits are important. 2010-02-19T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#a492b3ed-b677-4683-830e-cf404b7c1204 Today's FJ Friday Game? is called Rotato, and not in fact, potato, as I originally thought. Which is a shame really, because its almost National Chip Week, and that would have tied in nicely. But Rotato has got nothing to do with potatoes. Or chips. Or even crisps for that matter. But what the heck, you can't have everything, right? 2010-02-05T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#f5637319-337d-4ee0-84d4-2291ecb45bb2 Yo, word up homies! It's friday, and its time for your FJ Friday Game? fix! Today you'll be playing a game called Pulsus, "a game of particles". Don't worry, you won't have to dredge up the knowledge gained during your GCSE Physics course, it's all about placing balls in the right position. Just like when you put your pants on in the morning. Unless you're BeccaG of course. 2010-01-29T00:00 http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/index.cfm#96622942-18b0-4537-b562-703412551d7b If you haven't had a headache recently, then today's your lucky day! First Person Tetris comes with a guarantee that your head will be bursting at the seams in seconds! Don't be tricked into thinking that this is like normal Tetris, oh no. This is Tetris in first person. Which basically means, its exactly the same as normal Tetris, but it'll have your head bursting at the seams in seconds. Did I just say that already? Damn, is that bits of my brain on the keyboard? Thanks ...I think, Xavier 2010-01-22T00:00