http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0310#69dee338-a5a2-402b-b04e-f8203a98f7efhttp://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0210#c92cbaae-d0d3-4bc8-9cd8-38ec51438304http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0210#a492b3ed-b677-4683-830e-cf404b7c1204http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0110#f5637319-337d-4ee0-84d4-2291ecb45bb2http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0110#96622942-18b0-4537-b562-703412551d7bhttp://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0110#88a1871a-c414-43db-8f43-bffaa19af8c6http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0110#bc499f7b-0ae9-4601-8f20-95252762493ehttp://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0110#ebf65a46-48b2-467c-999f-0558989ba176http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=0110#61963caf-4f91-4be0-940f-fea19efc0849http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=1209#ba1f6ddd-4178-45cc-97e4-e1d9028f5f4ahttp://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=1209#59f01161-67c9-4322-b463-e78065da3da5http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=1209#fa6eda96-f15a-4b4d-8278-70d539d0099chttp://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=1209#170007e6-e57f-4783-b1c0-2d3ef26299bfhttp://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=1209#2532966a-fff3-4552-862b-4a126be5da48http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/news_archive.cfm?date=1109#117e69ad-036d-400b-9746-fdf8bc1bd2fbFJ Friday GameFJ Friday GameFJ Friday GameFJ Friday GameFJ Friday GameNot a FJ Friday Game GreyscaleWhere is 2010?The GatheringChristmas 2009Level up!Danny ChooNot a FJ Friday GameFJ Friday GameFJ Friday GameDon't you just hate it when you wonder down to the watering hole to have a nice cool drink, when BAM! some nasty predator comes along and spoils the fun?Instead of bolting for the nearest safe ground, why not try standing your ground and transforming into something completely different like a tree? Its a novel tactic, but it might just work!**Please try this at home before using it in the savannah. Funjunkie takes no responsibility for incorrect or incomplete tranformations due to lack of practice resulting in being eaten to death.We're having a bit of Rubble Trouble here at FJ Towers this week. One of the wombats escaped from the dungeon and bashed through the foundations, causing major structural damage. It's OK though, he only wanted to pop down to the shops to get some more biscuits, so its understandable. We don't begrudge the huge construction bill and the weeks of inconvenience of having the builders create noise and dust, because let's face it, biscuits are important.Today's FJ Friday Game" is called Rotato, and not in fact, potato, as I originally thought.Which is a shame really, because its almost National Chip Week, and that would have tied in nicely. But Rotato has got nothing to do with potatoes. Or chips. Or even crisps for that matter. But what the heck, you can't have everything, right?Yo, word up homies! It's friday, and its time for your FJ Friday Game" fix!Today you'll be playing a game called Pulsus, "a game of particles". Don't worry, you won't have to dredge up the knowledge gained during your GCSE Physics course, it's all about placing balls in the right position. Just like when you put your pants on in the morning.Unless you're BeccaG of course.If you haven't had a headache recently, then today's your lucky day! First Person Tetris comes with a guarantee that your head will be bursting at the seams in seconds!Don't be tricked into thinking that this is like normal Tetris, oh no. This is Tetris in first person. Which basically means, its exactly the same as normal Tetris, but it'll have your head bursting at the seams in seconds.Did I just say that already? Damn, is that bits of my brain on the keyboard?Thanks ...I think, XavierOh it's been a while.Why I hear you ask. (Along with someone muttering "Who gives a fuck?" in the back, don't think we can't hear you.)Well, obviously, apart from Reg who was born in the freezer section of Beejam the rest of us at Funjunkie Towers often retire to the south for the winter.Now the snow is thawing it's time for us to return. But the increase in modern day air traffic make it harder each year.We're still getting over the embarrassment of when BeccaG took out the Hudson River plane on the way back last year.Hopefull you'll have more luck with it.Good luck loosey goosey.It's a grey old day out there, and you're probably feeling like a cog in a giant machine, grinding away at the same old tedious stuff.So when I suggest you play a game called Grayscale, which has no colour in it at all, and it based around grinding cogs in a machine, you might understandably be put off.But don't be. It's jolly good. And it might actually get your brain into gear, at last.Where is 2010?Blimey guv'nor! If you haven't found it yet, then you must have had a drop too much to drink on new year's eve! And knowing you, I bet that's the case. You're probably still nursing a sore head in a ditch somewhere. Wearing a pink tutu that you "borrowed" off another party goer.Just pray that the snaps of you and SillyBoy doing that "thing" together never surface on the internet. Unless people have to pay for the privelege. In which case, you could already be fabulously wealthy. Or at least have enough for a bus ride home, and a packet of cheesy Quavers to keep your hunger pangs at bay.Am I still typing?Its the first Monday in January, so that can only mean one thing... yes, that's right! It's the most depressing day of the year! The fun and festivities are well and truly over*, and now its back to the grindstone again! Hip Hip Hooray!To try and get you through this emotional time, we've got a terrific game for you. It's another sequel to one of the first (and best) games of last year. Ladies and gents, I present to you Ice Breaker: The Gathering. It's hardly a bottle of gin, but hopefully it'll be some consolation.*Happy New Year, by the waySo this is Christmas? Well, not quite, but were almost there. Here at Funjunkie Towers, the shutters are being& shut, the comedy python draft excluders have been laid down by the portcullis, and the blinds are being drawn-to. But just before we finally close down for the year, heres one last game to keep you amused over the holidays.Dont be put off by the graphics* of Continuity, underneath lies a clever little game. And anyway, we like to think of the aesthetic as a bit of an enema to the glitz and glamour of everything else thats going on right now.*No, thats not a screenshot on the right. Thats santas new helper.Right, one last check of the biscuit tin, just to make sure there are no solitary cookies in there. Last year, one was left which went a bit mouldy, started to evolve and ended up tearing a rip in the space-time continuum and letting a herd** of lazer-dinosaurs loose in the basement. Again.**Im not sure herd is the correct collective noun for lazer-dinosaurs. Maybe it should be something like slash? If you have any better ideas, stick em in the comments boxAnyway, Merry Christmas to you all, and providing we wake up from extended hibernation, catch you in the new year, bye!If you haven't broken up for Christmas yet, and you're stuck behind a desk, here's a slice of adventure to brighten up your day.Level up! gives you the chance to run about like bonkers and... level up a lot. It's nothing to do with xmas, so it won't remind you that everyone else has already had their fill of playing in the snow and now they're watching shit films on the telly while stuffing their faces with mince pies and swilling sherry. Which is nice, 'coz I bet you'd rather be doing that, rather than being deskbound, innit?If youd like to see dancing Storm Troopers, or are in any way interested in Japan, then youve got to get yourself over to DannyChoo.com. Its packed to the gills with odd J-nonsense, and it gives us a great excuse to have a manga bird showing her knickers here on the front page*.*Like we have to justify ourselves to punks like you?This week, due to an administrative error, there will not be a FJ Friday Game. However, you can have a nice game today in compensation.Look, if you're really that upset about the whole "wrong day" thing, just wait until tomorrow and play it then, OK?Sheesh, there's no pleasing some people. They demand that every week's the same, with the days always in the "correct" order, and get offended when things get juggled around a bit.Lighten up! It's not as if Friday's been swapped for Monday. Its a one-off! Get over it already! Maybe you should get rid of your stress by picking up some eggs or shooting some squirrels or something.The instructions for today's FJ Friday game are pretty simple:shoot the balllonger path gives more pointsbounce from stage side to get multiplieryou have 60 secondsDon't let that put you off. This game has the "just one more go" factor in spades. Current high score in the FJ office: 13,138. Put your high scores in the comments box!I love The Fantasy of the Sord. Not just because there's a massive world to explore, a library of of weapons and spells to collect, and a plethora of enemies to defeat, although that certainly adds to the experience.No, why I love The Fantasy of the Sord is because you can choose between a number of great characters to play with, the best being the excellently named Wood Sexer.2010-3-12T9:50:0+0:02010-2-19T11:4:0+0:02010-2-5T9:58:0+0:02010-1-29T10:53:0+0:02010-1-22T14:23:0+0:02010-1-17T23:1:0+0:02010-1-13T15:6:0+0:02010-1-5T15:35:0+0:02010-1-4T12:35:0+0:02009-12-22T12:9:0+0:02009-12-21T12:37:0+0:02009-12-10T16:11:0+0:02009-12-10T15:48:0+0:02009-12-4T10:34:0+0:02009-11-27T11:31:0+0:0