|
|
The Summer Burn '09: Your Status |
So you want to check your current registration status do you? Well now
you can with our all new, all singing, all dancing, spangly and sparkly
Status Checker Form! It's a real hoot.
|
|
|
Show me the numbers
Recent evidence that half of the population has an IQ of less than 100 has caused consternation in Government circles. Charles Clarke, the newly appointed Education Secretary and political bruiser, has vowed to remedy "this unacceptable situation. It may have been good enough for the Tories" he said "but under Labour this will not do." Under new targets set today, the proportion of the population with an IQ of less than 100 must drop to 40% by 2004, 30% by 2005 and ultimately 0% by 2010. "If we do not achieve these targets I will resign" Clarke said.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
|
"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
- Al Gore |
|
| Men: Choking the bald guy til he pukes |
|
|
|
DeathGob
