The Official wombat Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about wombats, REAL wombats. This site is awesome. My name is Wild and I can't stop thinking about wombats. These little fellas are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. wombats are mammals.
2. wombats fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the wombat is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Wombat Sword Wombat Claws
Testimonial:
wombats can kill anyone they want! wombats cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this wombat who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the wombat killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a wombat totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that wombats have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
wombats are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. wombats are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love wombats with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about wombats?
A: wombats are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, wombats are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that wombats are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, wombats can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do wombats do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of a wombat showing showing off.
This one is so cool it can ski
Its about to kill the guy stroking him by ripping his face off, then it'll nick the skis and go completely nuts, killing everything.